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the strange way your thoughts move when bored [Dec. 17th, 2006|09:44 am]
Ya ever been sitting there, and a completely ridiculous thought pops into your head an just kinda snowballs? Well, that happened today..
What would happen if Hillary Clinton introduced a Senate bill calling for a Federal Ban on playing Russian Roulette with an automatic?
first, Thousands of evangelical preachers would begin urging their congragations to write their representitive demanding they not suppot the bill, then for their followers, in an effort to protect the right to play russian roulette with an automatic and to prevent our great country into a further decent into godlessness, to not only play russian roulette with automatics, but to encourage their children to do so as well, file suit to allow children to be allowed to play it in school, and to claim that banning russian roulette is an attack against the institution of marraige, family, and christianity.
Tom Delay, in an attempt to revitalize his political career, and gearing up for a possible presidential run depending on the outcome of his various corruption trials, shows his support for it by staging a media event an playing it on the steps of the capitol building, in an attempt to win back the vote of the religious right.
Dick Cheney, while stating is should be left up to the states to determine if it should be banned, attempts to play while visiting down in Crawford and accidently shoots President Bush, fortunately, since the bullet struck him in the head, no real damage is done.
Nascar goes broke within weeks
the NRA releases ad after ad stating that this is a constitutional right, and singleing out one kind of gun is wrong, doesn't realize the damage done till the dead members renwal notices don't come back.
Wal-Mart suffers a 75% drop in same store sales in the southern states
the Traffic problems plaguing Dallas and Houston vanish seemingly overnight
The Town of Branson Missouri suffers an economic collapse of biblical proportions, and in an emergancy town meeting, authorizes local tax money to pay to be sure there is an automatic pistol in each and every hotel room, and bullet giveways occur frequently at the town's various venues.
Bass Pro Shops, in an ill thought out attempt to cash in, tries promoting swallowing bass lures and sticking fishooks thru your eyeballs as viable alternatives.
Ann Coulter blames the 9-11 widows for the anti-russian roulette with an automatic movement as an attemt to cash in on the terrorist tragedy.
Rush Limbuagh, after an add is ran showing someone playing russian roulette with an automatic, claims the results are exaggerated.
okay, alot of this stuff maybe too far fetched (well, except the part about Dick Cheney shooting Presidnet Bush, I mean, its not like he hasn't shot his friends in the head before) but ya do wonder if it is possible, doncha?

Da Rev
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The Fact of the Matter Is [Oct. 30th, 2006|11:39 pm]
[mood | chipper]

reading the latest political news today, I came acrossed something that has brought a moment of happuness to this warped soul...
Sen. Rick Santorum (R-PA)is behind in the polls by 16%...
Now I may not like alot of republicans, but he rates as my alltime favorite person to meet his end choking to death on a syphiletic goat penis.. and I'll tell you why
back when the Supreme Court overturned the Texas sodomy laws, this asswipe opened up his mouth and started spouting nonsense about how the Supreme Court just made it legal in Texas for people to have sex with animals, among other things.. well, let me tell you why this hacked me off. First off, the Texas Sodomy Laws only delt with oral and anal sex, NOT bestiality, the laws made it a felony for anyone to engage in oral/genital or genitla/anal contact.. while the case in question involved 2 men engaged in anal sex in their apartment, the law prohibitied ANYONE from engaging in these activities, including married couples.
now its time for the title segue... he started his comments off by stating "The fact of the matter is...".. so I will now use this well used begining of a political arguement in a way that polititicans find impossible, after I type those words, i will follow them with words not only partaining to the subject matter, I will also include facts.
The Fact of the matter is, Mr Santorum from Pennsylvania, that bestiality has NEVER been against the law in Tx unless they nail you on a cruelty to animals charge, organizations that you despise such as PETA have done more to stop sexual contact with our 4 legged breathen then anyone else in the state. What SCOTUS did was to allow me and my wife, as we engage in concenting sexual activity that might or might not contain oral or anal sex, in our bedroom, in our house, in the middle of rural texas, to not have to worry about commiting a felony. In short, Mr Santorum, its none of my business what you and your wife do in a concentual relationship inside your home, bedroom, hotel room, where ever, in fact, its none of my business what you do in your home, bedroom, hotel room, senate office, whereever, with someone OTHER then your wife in a concentual relationship. Just as its none of your business, none of the courts business, none of the governments busisness, what me and my wife do in ours.

The Fact of the Matter Is I now understand why you guys hate Jerry Springer so much, he stole yer gig on using shock, titilation, things you will hope to cause moral outrage, lies, and distortions in the quest for ratings/votes. Personally, I find his show to be moronic, luckily I don't have to watch it, however, since I do take my right and responsibility to vote very seriously, I do have to listen the the garbage you politicians spout even tho I find most of what you say as moronic if not more so then a Jerry Springer Show featuring Crossdressing Meterreaders who molesticate members of the squash family.

Personally, for your sake, Mr Santorum, I hope you lose, that way you'll be able to get a blow job without having to worry about Ken Starr.. for Gods sake, man, you NEED one

Da Rev
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If I were Prez [Oct. 17th, 2006|04:16 pm]
[mood | contemplative]

If I were Prez

some of the things i would push for if i were President

Budget Deficits
well first thing i would do in the case of a budget deficit is suspend the pay/benefits of all elected officials, most of these pricks are already rich, why should they continue to get paid for spending more money then they have. Second, taxes would be raised to make up the deficit, no politician likes to raise taxes for the people who vote for them (which is why republicans want to cut taxes for the rich and democrats want to cut taxes on the poor,a sure way to make sure a politician keeps a tight reign on how much they spend is to make sure that the voters that put em into office PAY for their spending)

Taxation
this is simple... a FLAT tax rate..15% sounds good to me, no deductions, no loopholes, corporations and individuals pay the same rate based on income, the only tax break a company or corporation would get is for wages paid to a US citizen (as the government would receive its 15% from the individual)

Foreign Policy/Trade/Military
Oh this is a good one... 50% tariff on all goods imported from companies that are based in countries that do not have a freely elected democratic government, no tariffs at all on countries with freely elected governments. since we are the largest consumer in the world, what better way to spread democracy and freedom then with our pocket books? if that seems too harsh, steal a page from Tom Clancy, and just mirror the import practices a country uses on US goods for goods coming from that country.
When it comes to our Military and the use of military force outside of our country, be prepared for a rant, this subject is very important to me.. First off, mandatory service, EVERYONE should have to serve in someway, somehow, an no, they should not get to choose, they should serve where they are needed. Second, this "preemptive strike" thing our government currently uses is BULLSHIT, its the same excuse Hitler used in WWII..If I were president, I would never ever ever use force against a country unless attacked by agents of that country first (then I would obliterate them, pure and simple) Third, to send our troops into combat without the best possible (not the most affordable) weapon systems is a crime against the people of this country that borders on out and out treason.

How to win(or at least have a chance to win) in IRAQ
this is a touchy subject, there is so much bullshit floating around out there concerning this, its impossible to make a statement and come out smelling like a rose, but here goes anyways.
First off, it was a mistake to invade Iraq, period. that being said, should we just pull out, hell no!, that would be a bigger mistake. do i think we should fire the idiots who got us into this mess? damn right! every single stinkin one of em. What we need to do (and this is where it gets ugly) we need to send another 300-400 THOUSAND troops to Iraq (and yes, I know, this would involve a draft, see "mandatory service" above) and we use those troops to secure the borders of Iraq, seal em off, and blast the bejeezus out of ANYONE crossing said borders unless it is at a designated border crossing. Once the borders are secure (this is the hard part cuz we can't even secure our OWN borders but hell, doesn't matter as I will never be pres anyways) we then work our way into the interior. Once we get the country reasonable secure, we then ask the PEOPLE of Iraq what kind of government they want, we help set it up, an we GET THE FUCK OUT!.. should be able to leave 2-3 years tops ( an I bet all those neocons would be all for leavin all that oil behind if it were THEIR kids bleedin for it)

Politics/Elections
Whoo Hoo! here we go.. first off.. Term limits..yep, all for em, 12 years max, period, that means 6 terms in the house, 2 terms in the senate, an 3 terms as president. Second, campaign finance reform.. 100.00 max donation from any and all entities, be they individuals, corporations, unions, or PACS.. Lobbyists banned from meeting politicians unless in the politicians office under recorded sessions.
Third, banning all indications of party affiliation from all ballots. Fourth, electronic voting with a verifiable paper record, the machine records your vote, shows you your vote on the paper record and spits out a personal receipt that you can verify that your vote has been correctly recorded. Career Politicians, big money, Lobbyists, political parties, and lack of confidence in the election have done more to destroy democracy in this country then communism, fascism, and the threat of terrorism will ever do.
On the same topic but in the "could never happen even tho it sure would be fun" category, how about, we do away with ALL term limits, but we kill the losers of all elections...AND ( here is my favorite part) put None Of The Above on all ballots, and if None Of The Above wins, we kill em all an start again. would be a good way to ensure that politicians were A: serious about doing the job they were elected to do, B: eliminate that pesky "lesser of two evils" thing that we seem to be stuck with election after election

Minimum Wage/Unions/Labor/Healthcare

okay, how come, if we are the worlds leader in all things great, do we have to work the most hours, have the lowest standard of living, the highest infant mortality rate and the largest percentage of poor people of all the industrialized nations? The Answer is simple.. Greed and those who cater to the greediest of us. first, Minimum Wage, i'd raise it to 7.50/hr and then tie it to the pay congress gets, they get a 4% raise, minimum wage goes up 4%, seems only fair, the poor git workin at McDonalds is more productive in a 8 hour day then a congressperson is in 2 years... Unions, well, its simple, ANYONE should be able to join a union, and unions should be able to use collective bargaining.. but when it comes to strikes, all strikes should be allowed, and all employers should feel free to fire said strikers.. having a judge or the president stopping a strike is un democratic, un free market, and anti competitive business (plus the fact that slavery went out in the 1860's) and being forced to work against your will is slavery, even if you are getting "paid" for it. Healthcare, okay this is something that is also very near and dear to me, I'm married to an ER nurse, I am a cancer survivor, and I have done the "no health insurance" route. so here is my solution... universal health insurance, 5% of your income is automatically put into the Universal Health Insurance Plan, its not mandatory that you USE the plan, but it is mandatory that you pay into it. Our health care system is on the verge of collapse, the nations ERs are bein hammered by the influx of people without health insurance with whom the ER is their ONLY source of medical treatment, Health insurance costs are outta this world, between us and my wifes employer, health insurance for the 3 of us is over 15,000.00 a year and that is more then your average McDonalds employee makes in a year, if you go with a private plan, you are talkin prolly over 20k. there is a reason that we are now approaching 50% of the population uninsured, employers and employees just can't afford it. what good is having the most advanced medical system in the world if only a few rich people can use it? One thing i have found recently is there are alot of folks who HATE the idea of a universal health plan.. UNTIL they find themselves SANS insurance do to cost or be coming unemployed or their employer dropped the plan because of cost, and they watch themselves or a loved one suffer or die because they couldn't get into a Dr because they didn't have any money or the ER they went to was so overwhelmed by all the other people without insurance that they couldn't get the proper care. My wife's ER has 14 rooms, on an average night, the rooms are all full, the hallway is full of stretchers and the waiting room is full, and these aren't people comin in with a cold, these are people with heart attacks, strokes, GI bleeds ect ect, these are sick people! however, how much of this is preventable? i mean if these people had insurance, and were able to see a Dr in time to PREVENT the heart attack/stroke/whatever, they wouldn't be in a hallway in a vastly understaffed ER?
and folks, this is not just limited to the hospital that my wife works at, this is a nationwide phenomenon.

just some other things i would fix
A constitutional amendment banning government recognition of marriage, gay or otherwise, marriage is religious, let the churches decide who they are willing to marry, the government would only recognize a civil union between 2 consensenting adults, get government out of religion and religion out of government.

a constitutional amendment banning the confiscation of land for private use, I can see the government taking land to build a school or road, but to build a hotel or sport stadium is just plain bullshit

a 100 billion dollar prize (petty change to the way this government spends money) to the persons or group that solves the cold fusion problem, provided they make such knowledge public domain.

support drilling in ANWR and along the coast, but not by oil companies, by the government, and ALL profits go to the government, it's federal land, let the feds make the cash an use the money to find viable alternatives to petroleum to help make us energy self sufficient, not give it to some oil company so they can give some asswipe a 500 million dollar retirement.

complete internet neutrality.. nuff said

drug legalization.. first keeping drugs illegal does NOTHING to stop or slow the use of illegal drugs, just like prohibition didn't work with booze. plus whatever happened to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness? if some idiot wants to fry their brain on drugs so be it. put illegal drugs into the same category as booze and tobacco, make selling/providing such substances to minors at felony punishable my a minimum of 20years, collect taxes on the drugs, do not allow "drug addiction" or "being under the influence" to be a mitigating circumstance for crimes committed while intoxicated or going thru withdrawl. With Rights comes Responsibilities. (note: in Holland where drugs are legal, they have the lowest use rate among any of the industrial nations, and a far lower crime rate}

decriminalized failed suicide, suicide is NOT a crime, only failing to be successful is, why, i have no idea, but that it is. if someone no longer wishes to live, who can we justify forcing them to continue to do so? please? someone? anyone tell me what right anyone has to force someone ELSE to keep living? if someone fails in an attempt at suicide, i say we give em a choice, help in the form of counseling, or help in the form of being successful in their desire to die.. putting em in jail is just fucking stupid.

life sentences/death penalty
okay, this has got to be the most fucked up thing i have ever heard of, so of course i have a solution...
first off, we do away with life sentences, if you did something so bad, that you can never be let out, its just a waste of good air to keep you alive. second, after a person is sentenced to death, they will sit in prison 20 years and given any and all opportunities to prove their innocence. killing someone is something to never be taken lightly, and you want to make sure you are killin the right person, you can't correct a mistake if they are dead. also, sentences need to be based on the offense, not the circumstances. if a person is convicted of 1srt degree murder, then the penalty should be the same whether the person is male or female, rich or poor, white or black.
and another thing? why is it that a prosecutor, who is not supposed to be interested in "winning or losing" but in "justice" will do anything possible to prevent evidence proving innocence from being entered into court? I mean we all get bent outta shape when a criminal defense attorney tries to debunk DNA evidence that proves his client guilty, but we always seem to look the other way when a prosecutor tries to debunk DNA evidence that proves a person innocent? now i may be off base here, but i think the "state" or the "people" (being represented by the prosecutor) would be more interested in The Truth, then the win/loss ratio of criminal cases brought to trial. (personal theory.. because prosecutors are lawyers, and we all know that lawyers don't give a rats ass about "truth" and are far more interested in "looking good" and since most politicians are also lawyers, also explains why our government is so screwed up)

Lobbyists
okay, i have nothing against Lobbyists (alright, thats a lie) but i do have a way to stop this influence peddling that is going on in government, as mentioned above by preventing anyone from donating more the 100.00 per year to any one candidate, also, let Lobbyists have the same access us regular folks get with our politicians.. email, snailmail, voicemail.. I have contacted my congressperson several times, never once have i gotten to speak with her, i get a canned email response from my emails, i get a staffer, or i get a form letter (could this be because i haven't given her a hundred grand? hmmm i wonder)

gun control
now THIS is gonna piss off EVERYONE...
I believe in a waiting period and full criminal background checks to be allowed to own a firearm (yes i know i just pissed off the NRA) but, if said person has passed the background check, and is proven to be a law abiding citizen, they should be able to purchase/possess/carry any firearm that is allowed to be used by police...
lets face it, the only way to ensure a free society is to have an armed society. one thing all totalitarian governments have in common, they disarmed the people they were repressing.
now i am all for banning assault weapons, automatic weapons, pistols who have more then 13 rounds in a clip and .50 caliber sniper rifles. okay, not really, but i would be more willing to accept the idea if the ban applied to my local/state/federal police force as well. the only thing that keeps a government from becoming a dictatorship is fear of an popular uprising. will this cause a big rise in crime, well lets look at other examples.. take switzerland for example, crime is very rare there and almost every house has an assault rifle capable of fully automatic fire..why because every sane male without a criminal record is required to be a member of the state militia...if you use the rationale that the gun control people use, everyone should be dead in switzerland but they aren't. and not only that, but home invasion is not really a problem there either, criminals are pretty much a cowardly lot, and they aren't willing to take the chance of breaking into a house that is probally occupied by someone with the ability to go "rock and roll" on their ass and have the training to do so.

if i have not covered something that you think i should have, please let me know, because its almost certain i have an opinion on it

The Rev
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Steve Irwin RIP [Sep. 4th, 2006|10:16 am]
Today has not been a good day for me, the first thing i heard upon waking was a person i greatly admired was dead. Steve Irwin was to me, a hero, a role model, and a teacher. Yes, he was sometimes annoying, but his enthusiasm for animals and nature was boundless, his desire to show that all animals were worth saving and not just the fluffy cute ones, did a great service to the world, his effect on my children was profound, encouraging their interest in nature and conservation.
His death was a one in a million accident, but it goes to show that even the greatest can make mistakes and that chance can make even something seemingly safe, deadly. My condolences go to Terri,  Bindi Sue, Bob, the staff of Australia Zoo, and to the nation and people of Australia. Today the world is a lesser place

Da Rev
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Fascism
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[Sep. 1st, 2006|08:36 am]
okay, El Presidente as spoken, we must fight fascism, and shocked as i am to say, i agree, but i think that before we can start defeating fascism abroad, we need to start right here at home..
  first we need to be able to recognize fascism an how it works
fascism starts out by bein ultra nationalistic...when people who disagree with the leader of a country are labeled as "un patriotic" and then soon "traitors", then it moves on to the "consolidation of power" stage, removing power from other branches of government to give one person less obstacles when makin policy changes to keep the population in line. Next comes the "scape goat" stage, this is where the person or party wishing to implement a fascist state, comes up with the "evil threat to our way of life" to scare the people into blindingly accepting the loss of rights and freedoms often associated with fascist regimes, of course the "propaganda" stage takes place during the whole process in order to confuse and blind the people till its too late when they recognize they have surrendered all their rights and freedoms.. 
okay, that bein said, lets look at the last 5 years and see where we stand
immediately following the attacks of 9-11, the Bush administration used the hysteria to get a fearful congress to enact the most grievous stripping of rights this country as have seen, and in following the "ultra nationalistic" and "propaganda" parts of starting a fascist state, called this abortion "The Patriot Act" thus making anyone who voted against it seem "un patriotic". then, to move on to the "consolidation of power" stage, they used an majority rule in congress to make sure what ever rights and responsibilities that they didn't outright strip from congress, were made ineffectual by ensuring that members of their party rubberstamped any thing sent by the executive branch. now we come to the "scapegoat" every hopeful fascist dictator has to have a scapegoat, the boogaboo, to scare his population into believing that only HE can protect them from this impending evil..Hitler used the Jews, Gypsies, and Homosexuals as his bugaboos, but those won't really work in America, well, 2 outta 3 won't anyways, so for our bugaboos, we have Homosexuals "who threaten the american family" Liberals "who want to blame america" and  Islamic Fundamentalist Extremists "who want to destroy our our freedoms and way of life" okay, the 3rd one is legitimate, but, when it comes to "destroying our freedoms and way of life" it would be better to list that 3rd "threat" as Religious Fundamentalist Extremists" as we have plenty of those here in our own country, but that that label won't work in this scenerio as the Fascists in our country NEED those that reside here in order to accomplish their goals.

I'm betting the NeoCons will choose for their next puppet someone who got better then C's in college ... the one they got this time isn't smart enough to realize that when describing the greatest threats to our freedom and way of life, he is are describing himself

Da Rev
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another successful failure for the terrorists [Aug. 11th, 2006|02:30 am]
Welp, those bastards have done it again, another stunningly successfull failure, despite the best efforts of the british and american security agencies, undone by the DHS, The Media, and The politicians. what we have here is known as a tactical failure but a strategic success for the terrorists..
Folks, despite what our goverment says, "The Terrorists" goal is NOT to kill Americans, tho that is often a bonus for em when it does happen, the goal of "The Terrorists" is to TERRORIZE (thats why they are called "terrorists") which forces their target population (us) to change our way of life, to give up some more of our freedoms, and to basically make our lives a living hell. Well watching the news coverage, and the goverment talking heads today on TV, it very apparent, they succeeded in that.
Like 9-11, even tho their attack was less then a stunning success, (if you think that 9-11 was a successful operation, your standards aren't very high, they wanted to kill 100000, they managed to kill 3000, thats 3% of what they intended, they wanted to decapitate our goverement and military, they failed..well when it comes to decapitating the goverement, they did make us actually think GWB might be presidential material, so maybe that part wasn't a complete failure) but here is how WE made it a success, we gave up freedoms, we gladly allowed our goverement to slip far closer to bein a fascist state then ever before, and we blissfully claim we are "safer"
today, 24 gits (maybe more) were thwarted in blowin up some airliners using gatoraid and cellphones, which is a great bit of police work, however, in the process, they disruptred the entire worlds air travel, they have now made it so you can't take a soda, or hand lotion or any form of electronics on airplanes, they have made it so you have to spend 3 hours waiting in line to get on the stupid airplane to begin with and on top of that, they have taken over the entire news media for at least the last 24 hours... on a strategic sense, you couldn;t have asked for a more successful operation even tho it didn't kill a single person.

if you REALLY wanna win "The War on Terrorism" here's what you do, you kill the bastards where ever you find em, (a bit of advise.. don't wait 6 weeks like we did with Osama, cuz then they get away) but the one thing you CANNOT do is, give up your freedoms, live life afraid, or cower in a corner.. if they manage to pull off a succesful attack, thumb your noses at em, give em the finger an go on with your life, because everytime we give up a freedom, no matter how small, or allow our goverment to take more control over our lives, or allow the threat of a terrorist plot to disrupt our lives, the terrorists WIN.. sorry to put a damper on things, but thats their goal, and we appear to can't wait to help em achieve it.. as far as I can tell, while the terrorists are losin when it comes to indiviual successes, they are winning the war, and we the people, our govererment, and the media are making it all possible

The Rev
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quotes [Aug. 4th, 2006|06:20 pm]

okay, today, i think i am going to post quotes by The Founding Fathers and present and past Presidents and Vice Presidents that i think are as relevent and poignant today as when they were first uttered

I think i will start with my favorite, Ben Franklin

"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both."

"By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail."

"
Half a truth is often a great lie."

Words may show a man's wit but actions his meaning."

now a few from Thomas Jefferson

"Experience hath shown, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny."

"I am mortified to be told that, in the United States of America, the sale of a book can become a subject of inquiry, and of criminal inquiry too."

"If God is just, I tremble for my country."

"In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty."

"Our country is now taking so steady a course as to show by what road it will pass to destruction, to wit: by consolidation of power first, and then corruption, its necessary consequence."



now some from Harry Truman


"America was not built on fear. America was built on courage, on imagination and an unbeatable determination to do the job at hand."

"I've said many a time that I think the Un-American Activities Committee in the House of Representatives was the most un-American thing in America!"

Those who want the Government to regulate matters of the mind and spirit are like men who are so afraid of being murdered that they commit suicide to avoid assassination."


"When you have an efficient government, you have a dictatorship."

now JFK

"Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth."

"Let us never negotiate out of fear. But let us never fear to negotiate."

"The basic problems facing the world today are not susceptible to a military solution."

"The very word 'secrecy' is repugnant in a free and open society; and we are as a people inherently and historically opposed to secret societies, to secret oaths, and to secret proceedings."

"Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable."

"Too often we... enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought."

"We are not afraid to entrust the American people with unpleasant facts, foreign ideas, alien philosophies, and competitive values. For a nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people."

now a few from ol Ronnie Reagan

"A people free to choose will always choose peace."

"Concentrated power has always been the enemy of liberty."

"History teaches that war begins when governments believe the price of aggression is cheap."

"The United Sates has much to offer the third world war."

"Trust, but verify."

and now, a few from our current CIC, George W Bush

"Free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction. "

"If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign."

"We know that dictators are quick to choose aggression, while free nations strive to resolve differences in peace."

now I will leave it to you to figure out how these quotes pertain to our nation and the world today...

many thanks to http://www.brainyquote.com for the quotes

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this mornings rant [Jul. 27th, 2006|08:19 am]
[mood | cranky]

okay, today, its Immigration!!! I have to ask, when someone gets elected to national office, is there something on the plane to DC that sucks their brains out their anal orifice? The reason I ask, is because of this Immigration BS that is bein debated. Why the fuck does it have to be so complicated?? Hmm maybe i better explain my views on immigration first so i'm not labeled a "xenophobic racist" for making this suggestion. First off, i am NOT Anti-Immigrant, i feel that anyone who wants to come here and be a citizen should have that opportunity, as long as they meet the requirements, i don't think there should be "quotas" limiting the number of people who can enter LEGALLY. that said, those that enter ILLEGALLY, should be booted out PERIOD.. now how do we do this, the people in DC keep telling us it would be impossible to find all 20 million illegal aliens in the country and if we could find them it would cost BILLIONS to send em home... okay, this is just plain BULLSHIT, the solution is so simple that it doesn't even require any legislation... all you gotta do is ENFORCE CURRENT LAWS just start ARRESTING the CEOs of companies that knowingly hire Illegal Aliens, when CEO's see other CEOs doin a perpwalk and goin to jail where some 400 lb toothless tattoo'd guy named bubba does to them what they have been doin to us, the job market for Illegals will dry up, no jobs means no money, no money, they go home, all on their own, don't gotta find em, or pay to ship em back, problem solved. now if those Democrats who want to impress the hispanics, and the Republicans who want to protect the cheap labor that Illegals provide for their campaign donors, would just shut the hell up an let the gov enforce the laws, we could get somewhere

 thats it for the morning rant
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Well Here I am [Jul. 26th, 2006|07:15 pm]
[mood | amused]

Well, First off, I'm a news junkie. I admit it, 18-20 hours a day, my TV is on a 24/7 News Channel and I love watching the childish spectacle that passes as American Politics. To Conservatives, I'm a liberal, and to Liberals, I'm a conservative, but I like to define myself as an Anarchist Libertarian..More on that later...
The Thing that has struck me as hilariously funny the last few weeks, in the midst of the wholesale death and slaughter that passes as "a safer world", is all these pseudo-religious wack-jobs spouting that this is "The End of Times". now it might very well be, but if it IS the End of Times, the only person that fits the bill to play the part of (insert scary music here) The Anti Christ (stop scary music, begin "hail to the Chief") is George W Bush. now I don't really believe it, but, if so, that means that the right wing, evangelical, born again, self righteous American Taliban, has been playin on the wrong side of the big Jesus vs Satan showdown all along.. the irony of which sends me into spasms of glee.


Okay, enough Ravings for today
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